HOPELESS BOOKS UNINC.: The market price for cris de coeur is currently: ZERO!

Saturday, December 7, 2013

Therefore THE TALKATIVE CORPSE is priced accordingly, through Tuesday the 10th of December:

http://www.amazon.com/The-Talkative-Corpse-Love-Letter-ebook/dp/B00CAFUOG8/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1386451396&sr=8-4&keywords=Ann+Sterzinger

Yep, free through Tuesday.

Remember: Robert Ignatius Dillon's soul is also for sale, in the e-form of BEYOND THE BUSH, at the ridiculously extravagant price of half of a bar appetizer:

http://www.amazon.com/Beyond-Bush-Robert-Ignatius-Dillon-ebook/dp/B00GDL1HHA/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1386451499&sr=8-1&keywords=Robert+Ignatius+Dillon

Both coming soon to a paperback near you, but you know, is anything really more real than anything else?

HOME OF SATIRE

If you have to live in the 21st century, then you might as well examine that disgusted feeling deep in your gut, because we're all going to die and that's the only fact. (Time and matter actually might be illusions, smartass.) All Ebooks and POD paperbacks, because I don't have any money. And look, you don't need to buy a special Kindle device. You can read ebooks on any computer. So if you can read this, you can read that. AND WE NOW HAVE PAPERBACKS. Have fun, worm food!

* THIS IS HOW TO READ KINDLE BOOKS WITHOUT BUYING A KINDLE DEVICE

Submissions

So you wrote a book, huh? And you can't get it published, eh? If you're nonetheless certain that it's brilliantly written (THOSE BASTARDS!) and you're willing to settle for the companionship of a wacky, rag-tag, suicidally reckless crew that can't even afford goddamned paper, you may well find a home for it here. (asterzingerzATgmail)

Hopeless Books is mainly interested in publishing fiction (by which I DO NOT mean your thinly veiled trust-fund baby autobiography where there's a funeral and some schoolboyish attempts to show how good you are at describing things, you fucks), but if you've written something nonfictional that's well-written AND hilarious, interesting, or controversial, please send it my way.

Genre fiction is welcome, including (I sup-pose) litfic. Who knows, someone might eventually write a good litfic novel. Monkeys, in a room, typewriters, etc.

There will probably be no Nobel prizes. Sorry.

HOPELESS BOOKS UNINC.

Saturday, December 7, 2013

The market price for cris de coeur is currently: ZERO!

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