This Saturday, Nov. 2, 2013, through next Wednesday, Nov. 6, the original HOPELESS BOOKS release, GIRL DETECTIVES, is slated to be offered abso-lootleigh free of charge as an ebook through Amazon Kindle. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BUY A KINDLE DEVICE.*
That's right, free samples. Like we're a fucking Trader Joe's. It's come to this.
Tell your friends, hide it from your enemies, they don't deserve it... actually, no, they especially deserve it. Download it to your Kindle OR ANY COMPUTERLIKE DEVICE (if you're reading this, you can read that), and then drive back and forth in front of an enemy's house late at night, preferably on Sunday night if they work weekdays, reading GIRL DETECTIVES through a bullhorn. If you send me a postable video recording of yourself doing this I'll paypal you twenty bucks. But only if you tell me why you hate them so much.
PS Girl Detectives and the Talkative Corpse ARE ALWAYS FREE if you're the kind of shut-in who has Amazon Prime.
* THIS IS HOW YOU READ KINDLE BOOKS WITHOUT BUYING A KINDLE