HOPELESS BOOKS UNINC.: March 2014

Saturday, March 22, 2014

ANDY NOWICKI VS. BEN ARZATE:

Friday, March 7, 2014

Oh yeah, Girl Detectives reviewed as well...

I was so busy coding goddamn 50-cent-off coupons for ten hours a day when this came out that I didn't even post it... Matt Forney is the first person to even bother to review this book since it was written in god knows when, I think I'm going prematurely senile. Thanks a lot, day job! You're always such a boon to my "career."

http://mattforney.com/?s=Girl+Detectives

REVIEW: BEYOND THE BUSH

It's a new kind of book... catch the train now or forever mud on your face, trendbitches. http://mattforney.com/2014/03/05/beyond-the-bush-by-robert-ignatius-dillon/

(Did I mention the review itself is entertaining? That's the way you do a review, FYI.)

HOME OF SATIRE

If you have to live in the 21st century, then you might as well examine that disgusted feeling deep in your gut, because we're all going to die and that's the only fact. (Time and matter actually might be illusions, smartass.) All Ebooks and POD paperbacks, because I don't have any money. And look, you don't need to buy a special Kindle device. You can read ebooks on any computer. So if you can read this, you can read that. AND WE NOW HAVE PAPERBACKS. Have fun, worm food!

* THIS IS HOW TO READ KINDLE BOOKS WITHOUT BUYING A KINDLE DEVICE

Submissions

So you wrote a book, huh? And you can't get it published, eh? If you're nonetheless certain that it's brilliantly written (THOSE BASTARDS!) and you're willing to settle for the companionship of a wacky, rag-tag, suicidally reckless crew that can't even afford goddamned paper, you may well find a home for it here. (asterzingerzATgmail)

Hopeless Books is mainly interested in publishing fiction (by which I DO NOT mean your thinly veiled trust-fund baby autobiography where there's a funeral and some schoolboyish attempts to show how good you are at describing things, you fucks), but if you've written something nonfictional that's well-written AND hilarious, interesting, or controversial, please send it my way.

Genre fiction is welcome, including (I sup-pose) litfic. Who knows, someone might eventually write a good litfic novel. Monkeys, in a room, typewriters, etc.

There will probably be no Nobel prizes. Sorry.

HOPELESS BOOKS UNINC.

Saturday, March 22, 2014

ANDY NOWICKI VS. BEN ARZATE:

Friday, March 7, 2014

Oh yeah, Girl Detectives reviewed as well...

REVIEW: BEYOND THE BUSH

Submissions

INTRODUCTORY POST: WELCOME!

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